Which Ryan Gosling Character Are You?

What would you name your super cool, silent-but-strong alter ego?

The Brooding Stare Master

Whisper McSilentpants

Captain Intense Gaze

Plastic Fantastic

If you could drive any car (and look effortlessly cool doing it), what would it be?

A car that's more attached to me than my last relationship

Something that makes robot noises when I'm sad

Daewoo Matiz

A Mojo Dojo Casa Mobile

If you could master one impressive skill overnight, what would it be?

Looking cool while eating a toothpick

Solving mysteries while looking perpetually confused

Playing one sad piano song really, really well

Beach posing that causes existential crises

If you had a theme song, what would it be?